When I wasn't here posting blogs, the world was still moving. Shocker... yes, I know. And to make things more freaky, we had a bit of a scare on May 21st when for a minute (or two) we all thought (not really) that the world was going to end. But, we're all still here; the Earth is still spinning and there is still work to be done, mouths to be fed and debauchery to partake in. So, if you didn't spend all your life savings on bottled water, bomb shelters and zombie-killing weapons, it's time to bust that wallet open and get ready to start buying me lavish gifts!