Showing posts from October, 2011

I ain't no hillbilly, but I sure as heck can write like one!

I understand the concept of COOKING and CLEANING - just not as it applies to me...

In case of fire, grab some panties!

I laugh in the face of stupid writing!

Top 5 List of Stupid Things I've Done That I'm Not Even Remotely Sorry For....

Don't worry... we didn't sell his testicles.

There is no limit to the extent of my pimping...

Why the fuck am I working today?

I Hate Kindergarteners Who Can Read

Zombie Princesses Rule, Y'all!

Ridiculous Shit I Write About for Money