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Being Merry and Gay - It's Not Just For People With Holiday Spirit!

Pigs are really super cute... but they're also yummy!

We Can't All Be Angels

Front Butts and Twatties

If I Had a Nickel...

It's a bird... it's a plane... NO... It's SUPER ME!

I take comfort in the fact that my kids are still scared of Santa Claus

Does this tiara make me look snarky?

Kids Are Pigs - Let's Make Bacon

5 Perfect Mother's Day Gifts For Needy Moms

Hey, Bitches! Someone Thinks I'm Inspirational!

Who wants turtle soup?

You're fat and I know it. Click the damn link.

How NOT Drinking Alcohol Can Kill a Mofo

Parenting: I think I'm doing it wrong. Again.

What's the proper protocol for telling your neighbors they're a buncha assholes?

The One-Eyed African Tigers Can Kiss My Ass!

Shit Just Ain't Right Without My Muse

Vomit, Nudity and Tequila

I don't wanna be an anorexic fat girl!

She said lettuce, I heard BACON

Homeless people beg for money on street corners because the government won't give them food stamps! They have too much cash on hand!

I ain't praying for your constipation to end

My adult play dates are sadly lacking in debauchery