I don't wanna be an anorexic fat girl!
Her graphic bluntness, however, makes me want to puke.
That shit won't leave my brain. It follows me around all day making everything I eat resemble a steaming pile of shit. Now I can finally understand why anorexics can go without eating. All they have to do is think of all the gross, undigested red meat rotting away in their stomachs. It's enough for me to want to overdose on laxatives and spend a few days reading trashy fiction and playing SongPop on the toilet.
Instead, I'll just go with the flow and follow the advice of professionals. I like to eat. Crapping all day is a waste of time. Besides, all the science behind this shit is way over my head. Like: how in the hell does what you drink come out of your pee-hole and what you eat come out of your poop-hole? how does sugar seep into your blood stream? why does drinking a shit load of water make your blood pressure go down? why the fuck do you have to get up and pee 3 times a night even after you peed like a race horse right before bed time? why the fuck does pork have to contain so much sodium? what's wrong with sodium?!
I could read a Dr. Oz book or wrack my brain for hours wondering how it all happens. Or, I could just say "fuck it" and let the next six months go by in a self-induced ignorance coma while I hold Hubber's hand and let Patsy lead the way.
Note to self: ask Patsy not to ever use the term "fecal matter" around me again.