Showing posts from 2012

Our Quest to Find Big Foot: The Never-ending Saga

Aunt Flo, Cotton Picking, Flatulence, and Other Shit That Makes Long Road Trips Fun

I Humped a Reindeer Today

Home ownership is highly over-rated

Are "Escorts" Just "Prostitutes" in Disguise?

Celebrate Good Times, C'mon!

Yes, I'm STILL broke... don't let the fancy vacation fool ya

Weiner Cleaner and other shit that's kept me from blogging...

Summer is almost here. Shoot me now.

Shit You SHOULD NOT Buy Your Mother for Mother's Day

Chinese Restaurant Websites - Shit proofreaders' wet dreams are made of...

Turns out my parents are into some kinky, sadistic shit!

Is it weird that I want a mounted jackalope head?

Shaving incidents and other shit that happens when you're poor

Sex Pornstar Coupon

Foul-Mouthed Bitches

I'm going to the grave kicking and screaming

Buses, Booze and Fruit Roll-Ups

There's Nothing Like Pap-Smears and Hot, Mexican Soup

Addicted to Yet ANOTHER Teenie-Bopper Series

Spring Break 2012: Day 5

Spring Break 2012: Days 2-4

Spring Break 2012: Day 1

Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

Fuck it. The gray hair stays.

I suck royally at consistent parenting.

I hope I don't lose my AWESOME when I'm skinny.

Pinterest – makes me feel good and shitty all at the same time

Evidently, Dental Implants Need to be Brushed Just Like Real Teeth

Do YOU want my fucking advice?!

Kids say the shittiest things... it's a wonder I let mine live