Yes, now that I'm a poor, starving writer... I'm hairier than I used to be. So, once a week (or so) I perform the world's longest shaving ritual. First the pits... then the legs... then the nether regions. I've survived mostly unscathed for over a year now - until today. Today I was destined for pain and suffering.... and lots of blood.
I shaved a quarter of my left pinky nail off accidently. Don't ask me how that shit happened. IT JUST DID, mofos. I need two hands when I'm grooming down there... and that darned pinky just kinda got in the way.
|I think I lost two pints of blood. And, some of my sanity.|
Although, now I'm afraid that my hoo-ha will be a little gun shy about having a razor get too close. I might have to start a waxing fund on my blog. Would YOU contribute?
|proof that no matter how much pain I'm in, |
Hubber can still find a way to be a perv