|The center ones were murdered whilst humping, I think.|
Me: It's not like I want the ones posing for a rape scene!
Hubber: Don't you have enough pets?
Me: Yeah, but THESE pets don't pee and shit all over the place... AND they don't require feeding!
Hubber: AND, they don't make any noise...
Me: See? You get it! Now buy me three!
Hubber: Hell no, they're too creepy. What the hell IS a jackalope, anyway? Have YOU ever seen one?
Me: I'm seeing a shitload of 'em right now. And, they're not creepy! The're cute... and oh, so soft! Ahhhh.... Here, pet 'em!
I believe that's when he walked off and left me there, all dreamy-eyed, petting each jackalope an equal amount of strokes so as not to make the others jealous.
One of these little guys WILL be mine!