Also, WTF is a sex pornstar coupon?
If I were ever to attempt to make money in the sex industry, I've already decided that I'd take a clue from Irena Palm. Except, I'll be the pimp. I'd drill a hole in my garage door and let pervs stick their peckers in for a lubed-up handjob performed by senior citizens looking to supplement their social security income. I'd disguise them as Betty White for that "star" quality.
How much would YOU pay to stick your pecker in a hole for a handjob from Betty White?!
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