Me: (bitching, as usual): Kids suck all the fun out of anything remotely entertaining.
BIL: Hey! That could be the topic of your next blog.
Me: Nah, that's old news, buddy.
BIL: Well, you need to fucking write about something soon or you're going to start losing loyal readers.
Me: I have loyal readers?
BIL: Well, I'm the only one that counts, but YEAH. WTF is taking so long? You always seem to have so much to say.
Me: I've been making curtains for the Minnie Winnie!
BIL: excuses, excuses. GET TO BLOGGING!
So, here I am. Writing a guilt-infested blog post. But, lucky for you people, I'm not going to complain about my kids again (at least not today). I have better shit to write about. Plus, I'm afraid child protective services might be on to me... and I'm too cute to go to jail.
I wasn't lying when I said I'd been working on curtains. No, I did not finally learn how to use my damn sewing machine. Even better: I found a snazzy how-to project on Pinterest for making curtains without sewing! They turned out fatastical!
|See?! Damn, I'm good.|
And while we're on the topic of pinning - the most ingenious internet creation EVER, I finally put some of the shit I've learned there to good use. As a freelance writer with not enough writing assignments, I have to find clever ways to save money without starving my family or skipping on my sanity juice. So, when some really frugal pinners shared their recipes for homemade household products, I jumped on that shit! And, it works!! So, I spent most of today concocting a bunch of shit....
|Yes, I made my own labels. I'm clever that way.|
I'm making body/hand soap now. My house has never smelled so clean! Now if only it weren't so dusty. I'll trade someone a batch of laundry detergent if you'll come dust and scrub my house for me.