|The little one dressed herself.|
...and it worked like a charm! We raked in enough cash to start working on our bathroom remodel! And, the girls even raised $50 selling lemonade! Not too bad for one day! I mean, it ain't gonna send them to college, but it'll pay for all the Halloween crap they've been asking for. (Please don't tell them I snagged a twenty out of their tip jar for a bottle of booze.)
I also make a killing off of stuff Hubber doesn't need anymore. He was a little pissed at first because he's so attached to his crap, but he got over it. Mostly.
Hubber's Quote of the Day: "Do you wanna sell my testicles, too?! We can put the left one on the 50-cent table!"
Also, purses are always a big hit at garage sales. I unloaded about 20 of my old bags! Hubber was so concerned that I was getting rid of too much...
Hubber: You're getting rid of all these purses? Do you even have any left?
Me: I kept about five.
Hubber: Wow. I'm shocked.
Me: Now I have tons of room for new handbags!
Hubber: Oh. Now, THAT makes perfect sense *shaking his head*
It's taking every ounce of willpower I have in me not to swipe $100 out of the bathroom remodel money for new handbags.