|Momma needs one of these in an XXL|
So, you can imagine my surprise and cries of joy when I saw an advertisment on NFLShop.com for a new line of women's jerseys! We're talking pink and blingy, y'all! I was all beside myself as I clicked the link. But, as my luck would have it... the only size available in the Texans jersey I could afford is MEDIUM. All the skinny girls and all the fat girls done bought up all the good stuff.... and the fucking line just opened! Also, how does the NFL run out of jerseys in their store? It's like going to McDonalds and ordering french fries only to be told they are "all out". It's nonsense. And, it pisses me off.