It's a proud moment in Snarky Heifer-ville, y'all. Momma got her first advertiser! That's right! Someone is actually PAYING money for a slot on my website! CHA-CHING! I didn't even have to turn a trick; which makes Hubber a happy camper.
Nevermind that my advertiser sells adult toys. They're still legit (because the check didn't bounce)... and cool as shit in my book. At first, I was tempted to trade them some ad space for loot. But then I realized that my cupboard is bare and my peeps need milk and eggs before Hubber needs a blow up doll. So, I opted for the cash. Smart, huh?
Another good thing about my newly acquired [best] friends is that I've learned a lot more than I ever thought possible about the adult toy businesses. There are contraptions for everything, y'all. Turns out, I don't know shit about kinky sex.
For example, what do you think THIS is?:
|No, it is not an attachment for your kitchen blender.|
It is a vaginal/anal bi-polar ElectraProbe. And, if that isn't snazzy enough for you... you POWER it up with one of these things:
But, wait! Don't let that stop you from visiting my advertiser's lovely store! They sell a bunch of normal shit, too. I promise! Go check them out: www.PerpetualPerv.com