Damn. I have FOLLOWERS! I'm famous! Who cares if my family and friends had to pimp me out all day? I'll be a hooker for some blog followers. No problemo. Also, I found out yesterday that my pornstar name is Frisky Silkhole. So, all you followers are lucky to have me! You're welcome. I take tips.
And, now that I have followers and real live people reading this, I need to get a stripper pole installed. What's a hooker without skills, y'all? A broke hooker, that's what. Momma's got mouths to feed...and shoes to buy... did I mention I take tips? I accept paypal. And cash. Tell your friends.
